CHEATER OBAMA STOPS ELECTIONS IN FL AND MI

With good reason has CHEATER Obama done everything in his power to DISENFRANCHISE Florida and Michigan. If there were free and fair elections in those states, Obama might well LOSE the nomination.

Tragically, the slimy little CHEAT may wind up STEALING the election. It won't do him much good though, since he is doomed to lose. Between Wright, Rezko, Farrakhan, and his wife's big mouth, the guy is doomed.

Even if McCain remains a gentleman, you can rest assured that those video clips of Rev. Wright, plus MANY new ones, will be saturating TV for the next 8 months, especially if he is nominated.

And who knows what video gems the Republicans will find when they comb the archives for prime Jeremiah Wright tirades. The only difference between Wright and Hitler is that Wright uses more body language.

Oh yeah, Hitler was OK because he loved dogs. I wonder if he showed any Stromtroopers the path to Jesus? Wouldn't want any of those poor Stormtroopers to be guilty by association. We all know that none of the Stormtroopers "really" believed all that Hitler stuff. It was just that Hitler was like, their uncle.

Oh yeah, I'm supposed to listen to Mr Slick ConArtiste brilliantly explain the concept of race. Excuse me while I barf.