How Weird Dean has Electoral Vote Envy
I've finally figured out why The Screamer has gone so ballistic on Florida and Michigan. He has electoral college VOTE ENVY.
Dean comes from Vermont, about the smallest state in the USA. Vermont has 3 electoral votes. Florida has 27 and Michigan has 17.
So now How Weird Dean, UberFuhrer of the Democratzia Partichekzee Nationalistamo Committee, can now say "Zee JUDENRATS of Florida CAN NOT VOTE! Nor can any of the other inferior races in Florida! By order of the EMPEROR of VERMONT!!! The most high and exalted, UberFuhrer How Weird Dean. Arggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
ZEIG HOW WEIRD! ZEIG HOW WEIRD! ZEIG HOW WEIRD!!!
Now you would think that Senator Oblablablabla might object to the fact that 3 MILLION BLACKS in Florida are being disenfranchised, thanks to him and the UberFuhrer. But now.
There is NO NEED for 3 MILLION Florida blacks to vote. We all KNOW that they will all vote for Obama. So what need is there for them to vote? And we all KNOW that the 3.5 MILLION latinos in Florida will all vote for Obama, because Judas Richardson told us so.
Never mind that Oblablablabla LOST Florida by 17 percentage points and 300,000 votes.
The vote in Florida was ILLEGAL by order of the UBER FUHRER HOW WEIRD DEAN!! The vote in Florida was ILLEGAL by order of the SUPREME EMPEROR of the Great State of Vermont, tree sap milking capitol of the world.
And then all of those Jews in Florida. Why should THEY have any right to vote! The UberFuhrer How Weird Dean knows how they will vote, and he and Oblablablabla will place those votes for them.
And all of those OLD people in Florida. They have no right to vote. They are too old and dumb.
And all of those UNION WORKERS in Michigan. They have no right to vote. They are just STUPID WORKERS. They are not FULL PROFESSORS OF CONSTITUTIONAL LAW, like Oblablablabla! Who do they think they are? Having the AUDACITY to want to vote?! The UberFuhrer How Weird Dean and His Royal Highness Oblablablabla will vote FOR them. And he will do it RIGHT. He will place their votes for Oblablablabla, just in case they were too stupid to know how to that themselves.
But really, why should it be necessary that ANYBODY votes before the Convention of the Democratzia Partichekezee. The Supreme Infallible Emperor and UberFuhrer of the MIGHTY state of Vermont has the situation FIRMLY IN HAND.
He says: "HA! That's the last time those big states with 44 electoral votes will SNUB me! Now I am the UBER FUHRER and SUPREME EMPEROR of the Democratizia Partichekeezee, SLAVES BOW DOWN BEFORE ME!!!!!! Filthy low-life Democratizia voters! What makes you think that you have any importance?
Dean comes from Vermont, about the smallest state in the USA. Vermont has 3 electoral votes. Florida has 27 and Michigan has 17.
So now How Weird Dean, UberFuhrer of the Democratzia Partichekzee Nationalistamo Committee, can now say "Zee JUDENRATS of Florida CAN NOT VOTE! Nor can any of the other inferior races in Florida! By order of the EMPEROR of VERMONT!!! The most high and exalted, UberFuhrer How Weird Dean. Arggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
ZEIG HOW WEIRD! ZEIG HOW WEIRD! ZEIG HOW WEIRD!!!
Now you would think that Senator Oblablablabla might object to the fact that 3 MILLION BLACKS in Florida are being disenfranchised, thanks to him and the UberFuhrer. But now.
There is NO NEED for 3 MILLION Florida blacks to vote. We all KNOW that they will all vote for Obama. So what need is there for them to vote? And we all KNOW that the 3.5 MILLION latinos in Florida will all vote for Obama, because Judas Richardson told us so.
Never mind that Oblablablabla LOST Florida by 17 percentage points and 300,000 votes.
The vote in Florida was ILLEGAL by order of the UBER FUHRER HOW WEIRD DEAN!! The vote in Florida was ILLEGAL by order of the SUPREME EMPEROR of the Great State of Vermont, tree sap milking capitol of the world.
And then all of those Jews in Florida. Why should THEY have any right to vote! The UberFuhrer How Weird Dean knows how they will vote, and he and Oblablablabla will place those votes for them.
And all of those OLD people in Florida. They have no right to vote. They are too old and dumb.
And all of those UNION WORKERS in Michigan. They have no right to vote. They are just STUPID WORKERS. They are not FULL PROFESSORS OF CONSTITUTIONAL LAW, like Oblablablabla! Who do they think they are? Having the AUDACITY to want to vote?! The UberFuhrer How Weird Dean and His Royal Highness Oblablablabla will vote FOR them. And he will do it RIGHT. He will place their votes for Oblablablabla, just in case they were too stupid to know how to that themselves.
But really, why should it be necessary that ANYBODY votes before the Convention of the Democratzia Partichekezee. The Supreme Infallible Emperor and UberFuhrer of the MIGHTY state of Vermont has the situation FIRMLY IN HAND.
He says: "HA! That's the last time those big states with 44 electoral votes will SNUB me! Now I am the UBER FUHRER and SUPREME EMPEROR of the Democratizia Partichekeezee, SLAVES BOW DOWN BEFORE ME!!!!!! Filthy low-life Democratizia voters! What makes you think that you have any importance?
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