Paris Hilton: VP Pick?

Paris Hilton's outrageously smart and funny ad shows that she may be just as good a VP pick as anyone. Heck, Obama could pick a female running mate and not have all that overhead that he would get from Hillary. Paris would not bother Obama. She would spend her time going on diplomatic tanning tours to Africa, where she would be worshipped as a White Goddess.

Then Obama could continue as the newly elected Emperor of the USA, without being bothered by contrary opinions. Great solution!