Florida Democrats Suffering Existential Crisis

As a Florida Democrat, I am suffering an existential crisis. The DNC has informed us that only 50% of me exists. I would really like to go to the Democratic Convention, but how can I go, when there is only 50% of me?

Will it be my better half or my worse half? My left half or my right half? My top half or my bottom half? My motivation is halfhearted. Am I only half a man?

Hopefully, the Democrats at the Convention will resolve this existential crisis.