NUTT GOONGRICH RIDES AGAIN!
Former Speaker from a horse's ass Nutt Goongrich today opined that Rep. Foley was blameless in the recent Washington gayboy scandal. It was all the fault of a vast conspiracy of mind-controlling Democrats!
Nutt went on to explain that the Librulls were secretly conspiring with Martians. The Martians, of course, are capable of mind-control, and they used this mind-control to FORCE Rep. Foley into writing salacious gay e-mails to teenaged boys. The Librulls gained the help of the Martians by promising easier access of illegal Martian aliens into the USA (typical traitorous Democrat behavior!).
Nutt went on to complain that too much attention was being paid to Rep. Foley's gay perversions, and not enough attention was being paid to the conspiracy of Librulls and their illegal Martian alien co-conspirators.
Besides, who ever heard of focusing attention on an innocent sex scandal involving a Washington intern just to gain votes? Holy Lewinskys, Batman, where did the Democrats get THAT idea?
Yep, sounds like another brilliant analysis from Nutt Goongrich. His last brilliant idea was to give laptops to homeless people so that they could work their way out of homelessness by starting new businesses.
Come to think of it, maybe NUTT has been spending too much time talking to Martians!
Nutt went on to explain that the Librulls were secretly conspiring with Martians. The Martians, of course, are capable of mind-control, and they used this mind-control to FORCE Rep. Foley into writing salacious gay e-mails to teenaged boys. The Librulls gained the help of the Martians by promising easier access of illegal Martian aliens into the USA (typical traitorous Democrat behavior!).
Nutt went on to complain that too much attention was being paid to Rep. Foley's gay perversions, and not enough attention was being paid to the conspiracy of Librulls and their illegal Martian alien co-conspirators.
Besides, who ever heard of focusing attention on an innocent sex scandal involving a Washington intern just to gain votes? Holy Lewinskys, Batman, where did the Democrats get THAT idea?
Yep, sounds like another brilliant analysis from Nutt Goongrich. His last brilliant idea was to give laptops to homeless people so that they could work their way out of homelessness by starting new businesses.
Come to think of it, maybe NUTT has been spending too much time talking to Martians!
posted by Jack W. Orf | 5:22 AM
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