BMW Going Gay?
That hot new BMW commercial is a secret indication that BMW is strongly marketing to homosexuals. They have apparently joined the Secular Humanist conspiracy to overthrow the institution of marriage.
The evidence: The commercial plays a recording of "The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy."
Performed by the Berlin Philharmonic, you can listen to it here.
WARNING: Adults under the age of 85 must listen to this recording only while accompanied by a non-lesbian female. Otherwise, there is an extreme danger that the listener will be transformed into a dancing sugar plum fairy! And wouldn't the Secular Humanist Conspiracy like THAT!
Draft 2: 12/21/07
The evidence: The commercial plays a recording of "The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy."
Performed by the Berlin Philharmonic, you can listen to it here.
WARNING: Adults under the age of 85 must listen to this recording only while accompanied by a non-lesbian female. Otherwise, there is an extreme danger that the listener will be transformed into a dancing sugar plum fairy! And wouldn't the Secular Humanist Conspiracy like THAT!
Draft 2: 12/21/07
posted by Jack W. Orf | 6:18 AM
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