The "Scandalous" Decision to Try to Make Sarah Look Good

Eeeek!!! How scandalous! Spending MONEY to buy a warddrobe for Sarah Palin and her associates that would actually make her look GOOD!!! How HORRIBLE! How OUTRAGEOUS!!

Don't you know that it is REQUIRED that ALL female candidates dress like Hillary Clinton? Yes. The Hillary uniform: HORRIBLE pink pant-suits that make her hips and butt look patriotically like Mount Everest. HUGE!!! Expansive!

And it is REQUIRED that female candidates wear UGLY shoes! No high heels allowed! What? Sarah Palin does not want to look like a HAG? What??? Is she UN-FEMINIST? She must be reported to the House Committe on Un-FemiNazi Activities!!!

But in all serious, what I find MOST OUTRAGEOUS about this Sarah Palin NON-SCANDAL is how Obama's HUGE sums of money this month have been totally ignored by the Obama-worshipping media.

For those few journalists who have been trained in mathematics, the "extravagant" $150,000 that has been "squandered" on making Sarah look good is a teeny ONE TENTH of ONE PERCENT of the $150 MILLION dollars that Obama raked in this month.

And does anybody in the media CARE about how Obama "spreads around" that 150 MILLION bucks? How many people his workers are bribing? How many votes he is buying? The MASSIVE advantage he has over stupid John McCain who agreed to federal funding of elections (as HYPOCRITE OBAMA once promised)?

No. Let's all just focus on how the Republican Party "SCANDALOUSLY" tried to make her LOOK GOOD by buying some decent clothes!!!

And suddenly it has become some great point of honor for female candidates to brag about how LOUSY they dress. You know, a female Vice President is going to be meeting Heads of State, and people like that. It might be a good idea if they dress in something better then Haute Walmart. Or J Crew, as Michelle Obama disengenuously bragged to Jay Leno.

Michelle did not mention that she wears custom designed gowns. EEEEK! Does she not know that this is a CRIME! Does she not know that the 11th Commandment says "VP Candidates Shalt Buy All of Their Fig Leafs at Walmarts"?

But this attack on Palin was a very EFFECTIVE Obama PLOY. The Obama people attacked Palin's clothes SPECIFICALLY because she looked so good. Their object was to cold-bloodedly (as always) get her to dress shabby.

Unfortunately, IT WORKED. What Palin SHOULD have done was to turn around, lift up her Neiman-Marcus dress, bend over and shoot Obama a big 'ol Sarah Palin FULL MOON. And then say "Eat your heart out, black boy, you ain't touchin' THIS white butt."

But instead, the IDIOTS in the Republican camp actually bought into the ObaMorons media-simp criticisms.

Palin and McCain should have shot back immediately on the 150 MILLION bucks that Obama just SCAMMED IN this month, and where the F does it come from? Poor people my butt. Obama's getting HUGE amounts of money from VERY RICH and POWERFUL interests and is disguising thru his massive black money laundry.

I find the mass media to be so UN-UTTERABLY DISGUSTINGLY, UNFAIR to Palin that it is beyond words.

Guess what? Palin has MORE executive experience than Obama has. But she's just running for VP. Obama is going to be taking over as PRESIDENT, in an unprecedently complicated time, with NO EXPERIENCE WHATSOEVER.

DUH. You think maybe the media should be concerned? Naw. Its OK, Colin Powel thinks he's great. Colin Powel, the guy who brought you Serin gas from Iraq. But I digress...