The Apeman: Dangers of Artificial Insemination

Women choosing artificial insemination should be very careful. Never has it been so easy for experimenters to create hybrid monsters.

For example, cows are routinely artificially inseminated. You can be sure that someday some sicko will artificially inseminate a woman with a bull's semen. Then when the woman says that her baby is kicking, you can bet it's REALLY kicking!

Just imagine what the Nazi doctors would have done with artificial insemination. They would probably breed centaurs to replace the cavalry.

Artificial insemination allows breeding experiments that would have been impossible if the women had seen the creature that she was breeding with. Like Rosemary's baby.

Draft 1: 5/22/07.

TV Meme

Started by Caddy Powers...

-Bold all of the following TV shows which you've ever seen 3 or more

episodes of in your lifetime. - Italicize a show if you're positive you've seen every episode of it.

Note: I left out a lot of very serious 1950's brain damage. Much of that stuff never made it to re-runs.

It would be very interesting to physically know how much memory the human brain allocates to storing idiotic TV and Movie memories. I think that the amount of space would be amazing. But what else would be in our brains, it there were not space being taken up by TV and movie memories? Is the human brain limited by spatial considerations?

Curiously, if computer models are accurate, then the amount of space that a book takes up is much less than the amount of space that a movie takes up. So how come we can't easily memorize every book that we read? I guess the brain works very differently than computer memory.

Excuse this awful font, but I edited the Meme in Word, and then pasted it into this thing. But I could only do that by copying the HTML code. Very weird. Too time consuming.

24

7th Heaven(under duress)

8 Simple RulesAdam-12

Aeon Flux

ALF

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Alias

American Idol/Pop Idol/Canadian
Idol/Australian Idol/etc.

America's Next Top Model/Germany's Next Top Model

Andy Griffith Show

Angel

Are You Afraid of the Dark?

Arrested Development

Babylon 5

Babylon 5: Crusade

Barney Miller

Batman: The Animated Series

Batman (1960's)

Battlestar Galactica (the old one)

Battlestar Galactica (the new one)

Baywatch

Beavis & Butthead

Bewitched

Beauty and the Beast

Beverly Hills 90210

Black Adder

Black Books

Bonanza

Bones

Bosom Buddies

Boston Public

Boy Meets World

Buck Rogers in the 25th Century

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Bug Juice

Bullrun

Caitlin's Way

Chappelle's Show

Charlie's Angels

Charmed

Cheers

CHiPs

Clarissa Explains It All

Columbo

Commander in Chief (its no westwing I
can tell you!)

Coupling

Cowboy Bebop

Crossing Jordan

CSI

CSI: Miami

CSI: NY

Curb Your Enthusiasm

Cybill

Dallas

Dancing with the Stars

Danger Mouse

Danny Phantom

Dark Angel

Dark Skies

Davinci's Inquest

Dawson's Creek (again under duress)

Dead Like Me

Deadwood

Degrassi: The Next Generation

Designing Women

Desperate Housewives

Dharma & Greg

Different Strokes

Doctor Who (1963)

Doctor Who (2005)

Dragnet (Original)

Dragnet (New)

Dragon Ball Z

Due South

Earth 2

Earthworm Jim

Emergency!

Emeril Live!

Entourage

ER

Everwood

Everybody Loves Raymond

Extreme Makeover: Home Edition

Facts of Life

Family Guy

Family Ties

Fantasy Island

Farscape

Father Dowling Mysteries

Father Ted

Fawlty Towers

Felicity

Felix the Cat

Firefly

Flash Forward

Forever Knight

Fraggle Rock

Frasier

Freaks and Geeks

Friends

Full Metal Alchemist

Futurama

Get Smart

Gilligan's Island

Gilmore Girls

Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.

Good Times

Green Wing

Grey's Anatomy

Growing Pains

Gunsmoke

Hannah Montana

Happy Days

Hart to Hart

Hell's Kitchen

Heroes

Hogan's Heroes

Home Improvement

Homicide: Life on the Street

House

I Dream of Jeannie

I Love Lucy

Instant Star

Inuyasha

Invader Zim

Invasion

Iron Chef

Iron Chef America

JAG

Jackass

Jericho

Joey

John Doe

Just Shoot Me

Justice League / Justice League Unlimited

Keen Eddie

LA Law

Laverne and Shirley

Law & Order

Law & Order-SVU

Life With Derek

Little House on the Prairie

Lizzie McGuire

Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman

Lost (well I've seen every episode which
has been shown on TV over here so far)

Lost in Space

Love, American Style

M*A*S*H

MacGyver

Major Dad

Malcolm in the Middle

Married... With Children

Matlock

Melrose Place

Miami Vice

Mission: Impossible

Monk

Moonlighting

Mork & Mindy

Murder, She Wrote

Murphy Brown

My Life as a Dog

My So-Called Life (my memory being what it
is I can't be totally sure, but I think I've seen all the episodes)

My Super Sweet 16

My Three Sons

My Two Dads

NCIS

Nip/Tuck

North Shore

Numb3rs

One Tree Hill

Oz

Ozzie
& Harriet (1950's)

Perry Mason

Phil of the Future

Pinks

Pokemon

Power Rangers

Prison Break

Profiler

Project Runway

Psych

Quantum Leap

Queer As Folk (US)

Queer as Folk (UK)

Red Dwarf (I think I've missed one or two episodes past series 7)

ReGenesis

Remington Steele

Rescue Me

Road Rules

ROME

Roseanne

Roswell

Salute Your Shorts

Sanford and Son

Saved by the Bell

Scarecrow and Mrs King

Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?

Scrubs

Seinfeld

Sex and the City (again I'm not 100% sure but I
think I've seen every one)

Shalom in the Home

Six Feet Under

Skins

Sliders

Slings and Arrows

Smallville

So Weird

South Park

Spaced

Spongebob Squarepants

SportsNight

Star Trek (possibly)

Star Trek: The Next Generation

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Star Trek: Voyager

Star Trek: Enterprise

Stargate Atlantis

Stargate SG-1

Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip

Superman (1950's)

Superfriends (cartoon)

Supernatural

Surface

Survivor

Taxi

Teen Titans

That 70's Show

That Girl

That's So Raven

The 4400

The Addams Family

The Apprentice

The A-Team

The Avengers

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Bionic Woman

The Brady Bunch

The Cosby Show

The Daily Show

The Days and Nights of Molly Dodd

The Dead Zone

The Dick Van Dyke Show

The Drew Carey Show

The Galloping Gourmet

The Famous Jet Jackson

The Flintstones

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

The Golden Girls

The Honeymooners

The Invisible Man

The Jeffersons

The Jetsons

The L Word

The Love Boat

The Lucille Ball Show

The Mary Tyler Moore Show

The Mighty Boosh

The Monkees

The Munsters

The Muppet Show

Mythbusters

The Nanny

The O.C.

The Office (UK)

The Office (US)

The Pretender

The Real World

The Sentinel

The Shield

The Simpsons

The Six Million Dollar Man

The Sopranos

The Suite Life of Zack and Cody

The Twilight Zone

The Waltons

The West Wing

The Wonder Years

The X-Files

The Young Ones

Third Watch

Three's Company

Top Gear (duress, duress I tell you!)

Twin Peaks

Twitch City

Two and A Half Men

Ugly Betty

Veronica Mars

Welcome Back, Kotter

Who's The Boss?

Whose Line is it Anyway? (US)

Whose Line is it Anyway? (UK)

Will and Grace

Wings

Without a Trace

Wonder Woman (Live action)

WKRP in Cincinnati

Evolution Trumps Intelligent Design

For the sake of argument, let us assume that the bible is literally correct, and that all existing life was created in 6 days. Even if that were the case, evolution, like a monkey with a sledge hammer, would still have been operative since that original conception date.

Consequently, the original "intelligently designed" creatures would still continue to change and evolve. So even if there really were an initial "intelligent design", it would not disprove, or even impede, evolution.

For example, consider the Jews. According to a literal interpretation of the Old Testament, the original people that God created were the Jews. But yet, just 60 years ago, 6 million Jews were murdered by the Nazis. So how "intelligent" is that? If the Jews had been that intelligently designed, the Germans would not have been able to kill them. In fact, the Jews who were killed obviously had some serious adaptive imperfections, like not paying enough attention to their own self-defense, or perhaps not being sufficiently paranoid.

Indeed, this shows evolution trumping "intelligent design". Even the most perfectly designed people can be exterminated by Brutes, and this, in term, favors the future survival of the Brutes, not the ones who were originally "intelligently designed".

The same logic holds true for all of the animals in the animal kingdom who have since gone extinct. They may have been perfectly designed for the conditions that existed on Day One, but they were not well-adapted enough to survive evolutionary forces.

So the conclusion that must be drawn is that even if there was "intelligent design" in the initial creation of the human race, evolutionary forces can murder those intelligently designed creatures and, literally, change the face and shape of humanity.

If the Third Reich has survived for another 10 or 20 years, HUGE evolutionary changes in the Human Race would have occurred. Perhaps The Big Nose could have been eliminated as a human characteristic. Indeed, every single person in the human race might now be tall and nasty-looking, with cold, demonic, blue eyes. Indeed, he might have succeeded in murdering off every single black or asiatic person in the entire world. This would be evolution at work, and it totally trumps "intelligent design", which is simply ancient history, even if it is true.

God Was Created By Evolution?

The only theory of God that I find acceptable is that God Himself is actually a product of evolution. According to this theory, God Himself was created by evolution. He then proceeded to create, or re-create the Human Race.

That is the only theory that makes sense to me. Otherwise, how did God get there to create mankind in the first place?


Draft 1: 5/10/07