7th Democratic Debate/Circle Jerk

Last night's 7th Democratic Presidential debate proved to be the most boring so far. This was primarily a circle jerk which only got exciting after the guys got out their whips and started beating on Hillary. "HYPOCRITE!!!",screamed John Edwards. "You have contradicted yourself, evil strumpet!!!"

Then Barak Hussein (rhymes with Sadam) Obama (rhymes with Osama), started to pop off after castigating her further for her hypocrisy. "You supported the war, evil strumpet!!! Then you changed your mind, just like the BITCH that you are!!!", he intoned.

For fantasy pleasure, Dennis the Menace told hot stories about making it with Martian chicks dressed who were dressed in black leather.

Hillary Billary was sorely tempted to pull out her own whip and lash these bitches into line, but she had to keep smiling and offering everybody baked cookies. "Grrrrr, must keep smiling, must keep smiling, control the fist of death, grrr", she was overheard to mutter, while smiling broadly.

Bill Richardson declared that he was a Middle East expert, and described how he had single-handedly rescued all sorts of people from Sadam Hussein. This statement ranked right up there with Al Gore's claim to have invented the Internet.

In short,the Democrats seemed to be once again showing promise at snatching defeat out of the jaws of victory, as they did in 2000.

However, the Republican candidates still appear to be even bigger idiots than the Democrats. So there is still hope.